You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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