His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
so much tequila, so little girl.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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