Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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