I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
