Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me