So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?