just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.