I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
only if we run a train.
done.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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