he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i out mim tonsoeep
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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