I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
grandma shit on top of the toilet
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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