I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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