there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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