when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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