She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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