so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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