he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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