I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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