I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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