is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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