bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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