R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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