Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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