Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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