Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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