Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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