...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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