There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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