you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
can u get pink eye on your cock?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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