yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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