OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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