I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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