Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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