The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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