he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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