I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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