i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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