I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...