i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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