I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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