I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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