We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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