oh god the rape fog is back!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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