I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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