Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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