so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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