My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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