wat bout pragnant strippers??
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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