Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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