Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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