I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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