i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My life is pants optional.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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