I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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