we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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