He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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