hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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