Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?