how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait