This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
