so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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