did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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